i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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