Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
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Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
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Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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