He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
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