You're my little dorito
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
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