New invention idea: vibrating tampons
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
My balls are so social today.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
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It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
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I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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