so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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