Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
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she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
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Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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