My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
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