So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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