Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
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What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
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You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
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