Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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