The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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