hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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