Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
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he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
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So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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