There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
His hands were made for my vagina.
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Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
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But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
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