i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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