If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
Randomize
