I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
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The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
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I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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