Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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