lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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