nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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