What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
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