he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
Randomize
