I want to make a zoo with you.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
Randomize
