I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
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You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
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Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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