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• (614): View more from Ohio

  if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?

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  i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.

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• (626): View more from California

  Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.

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• (813): View more from Florida

  It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"

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• (408): View more from California

  his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out

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• (507): View more from Minnesota

  security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds

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• (252): View more from North Carolina

  She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.

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• (845): View more from New York

  The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.

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• (501): View more from Arkansas

  It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks

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• (716): View more from New York

  I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine

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• (914): View more from New York

  I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.

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