Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(415): View more from California

$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.

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(818): View more from California

Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???

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(774): View more from Massachusetts

his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.

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(512): View more from Texas

We need to rekindle our bromance

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.

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(937): View more from Ohio

I forgot how hot balto sounded

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(772): View more from Florida

22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days

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(314): View more from Missouri

Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.

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