Christians are straight up FREAKS
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
21 Horribly Evil Pranks To Play On Your Drunk Friends
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
29 Times Beach Sex Ended With Sand In All The Wrong Places
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be