I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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