Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
And the cops told us we were all naked.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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