Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
Randomize
