Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
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