Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
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I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
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There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
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Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
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