She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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