i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
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His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
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sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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