I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
You have to summon your inner elephant
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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