the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
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And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
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Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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