these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
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It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
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I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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