oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
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My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
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Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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