I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
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