it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
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Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
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Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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