But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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