I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
Holy shit dude........stairs
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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