and you said cock pushups were impossible
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
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I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
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We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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