Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
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