How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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