so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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