The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
This is the high leading the old right now
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
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