so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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