You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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