I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
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I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
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He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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