Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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