i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
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We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
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Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
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