I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
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i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
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That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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