it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
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I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
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I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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