the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
Memo to self- delete texts about butt sex from you before giving my mom my old phone to use.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
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